What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:14
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Chevy Corvette Looking To Steal Mustang GTD Nurburgring Record: Report - The Drive
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
EchoStar could threaten bankruptcy over FCC inquiry - Light Reading
Then came..
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are the bitter truths of life one should know?
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Is It Finally a Buyer’s Market in Housing? - A Wealth of Common Sense
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
They put up a sign reading
The Universe's Largest Map Has Arrived, And You Can Stargaze Like Never Before - ScienceAlert
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Hayley Williams Reacts Angrily to Michael Tait Christian Music Scandal - Variety
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Study tightens King plot-based constraints on hypothetical fifth force - Phys.org
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...